Felony, Misdemeanors and Absurdity

Not everything illegal is a felony. Sometimes it’s a misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor, or just an infraction requiring only a fine be paid. While common sense can separate a felony from legal behavior, understanding all the smaller laws in your area can prove tricky.

Here are a just a few things against the law you might not have known about:

• It’s illegal in the U.S. to use any live endangered species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex.
• It’s illegal in Alabama it’s illegal to drive a car while blindfolded.
• In Alaska you can’t legally push a moose out of a plane in motion.
• A man can only legally beat his wife once a month. In Arkansas.
• It’s illegal for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in Washington D.C.
• In Georgia it’s illegal for a barber to advertise his prices.
• In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.
• It is against New York law for a blind person to drive a car.
• Baseball teams in Oklahoma can’t legally hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.
• In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.
• In Washington State, you can’t carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.
• In Montana, you can’t pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
• Street baseball is illegal in California
• In Nome, Alaska it is illegal to openly carry a bow and arrow.
• In Arizona, Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is a felony.
• Maricopa County, AZ, No more than six girls may live in any house.
• In Arkansas, oral sex is sodomy (this one I kinda agree with!).